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OH MY GOD! I'm so excited I could give my dog a tit wank (but he just had one)
I've stuck some classy footage of me on this delicious cream filled chocolatey website, I look so handsome, someone out
there is sure to want to date me or cook me an apple pie, trust me Fods Food Fans, you'll love these, almost
as mucg as I like playing 'Taste The Fluid' with my uncle.
The FOOOOODMIESTER
Click to Download the Fod Interview (View on Videos Page)
Click to Download the Foddens Weekend Video! (View on Video Page)
Hey there food fans its me the Fattest Friendliest Fuck around, on everyones favourite website!
I'd like to thank our fans for their dedication over the past months, you've both been very supportive.
Another lonely month for the Fodster (or Commander CreamPie, as I like to call myself while I'm alone in the bathroom
with the door locked wearing my mothers dressing gown and rubbing lotion on my already sore nipples while eating raw chicken
fillets from our broken freezer)
I've just been sat in my room playing Rome Total War and jacking off to old episodes of Fawlty Towers featuring my heroes
John Cleese and restaurants.
There's a brand spanking new picture of my exploits two weekends ago and a sensual new video for you all to enjoy and
pleasure yourself over.
Coming Soon (possibly) Interviews with everyones favourite Lard Lad in glorious moving pictureness (unless
i run out of space on my little website, like I did in the microwave when Netto had the '5 ready meals for £3 offer' -
I blew all my saved liposuction money that day.
The Fodmiester (8.10.05)
Hey Pimps, Its me, the Fodster again, I haven't updated for a while, I've been out of town in Sheffield
having my breasts enlarged, it was worth the pain because they bring me and my father so much joy, also I was introduced by
my brother the other day to a certain past-tim called 'rimming' - stay tuned for more info folks
The Foodster (5.9.05)
<OLD> UPDATE! The brand new Fodden Autobiography is about to hit shops!
To celebrate a whole new section ahs been hastily tacked on to my wonderous site, I do hope you enjoy the select posters
from my Hollywood/Bollywood film career, if you don't, I'll cry.
I hope you found this site easily, you should have, I've personally submitted it to all the to search engines I can think
of, Lycos, Google, Ask, Search.com, all of them, thankyou for joining me and showing interest in my humble life, I..I love
you all like my children
Hi World, I'm Robert Fodden
I'm a young, supple 18 year old from England, I enjoy spending my time
in my room sweating over my computer, i also quite like food, hell, who am I kidding, I REALLY like food, but you already
guessed that. I also like men, not in that way, although I have been curious, I'm 100% straight, only problem is women don't
like me, so the only way i get some action is....well..we all have to make sacrifices, right?
Posted under the name spanky2k5, to keep them guessing, they are watching me right now, i can't say who, or they'll kill
me for sure, but my tin foil hat helps, and the food, always the fod, loving the food.
My Favorites
Favorite Band or Musician: Boy George
Favorite TV show: Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
Favorite movie: Philadelphia
Favorite book: What Not to Wear II
Favorite sports team: anything slim
Favorite food: oh now your asking; pizza, chips, crisps, sandwiches, egg, pasta, noodles, rice, steak, sausage, bacon,
fries, chicken, beef, pork, fish, yoghurt, cheese, the list just goes on
My Hobbies
For some time now, I've been pulling an elaborate scam within the Fodden household, you see, my mother left the family
several years back, my dad was heartbroken, I couldn't bear to see him like that, so for several years now I have been dressing
up as my mother and pleasuring my dad, I think he knows whats really up, but he's never mentioned it; I put on a little lipstick,
a dash of makeup and throw on one of my old dresses and, hey presto, the illusion is complete, usually i sneak back out of
the house and re-enter as my mother back from work, then I call over my dad telling him all about my 'day at work', then we
just make out, it keeps him happy and I enjoy the attention.
Most Admired
I admire my mother, I want to...be...her, and Martin, he's very sexual, I admire him from afar
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